Saturdays With Satan Copyright 2004 by Adam Selzer, all rights reserved, ASCAP with apologies to Motley Crue I spend my saturday afternoons hanging out with Satan down in the firey pit that is really his parents' basement Satan is the master when it comes to Super Mario and all the other games we play on his 8 bit Nintendo Satan says "I hate my dad." Satan says "I hate this town. as the man himself comes down...to... SHOUT! SHOUT SHOUT Shout at the devil! Dustin Eddlebeck is lying passed out on the floor the people in the split-level 'cross the street can prob'ly hear him snore he gets up and says "should we, like, sacrifice a goat to you?" Satan shakes his head, exhales, and says, "we'll just do what we always do." So he snaps his fingers and suddenly the table at his side is stocked with beer and weed and a dungeonmaster's guide! SHOUT! SHOUT SHOUT Shout at the devil! So Dustin and I get stoned with Satan once again though we have to be at work at the Cinnabon place at the mall at 6am Our boss is going to be furious, he'll probably write us up again but in seasons of whither we'll stand and deliver be strong and laugh and SHOUT! SHOUT SHOUT Shout at the devil! BACK TO HOME PAGE Copyright 2004 by Adam Selzer, all rights reserved, ASCAP