THE DRAGONCON GOSPEL SONG Copyright 2003 by Adam Selzer, all rights reserved, ASCAP I've been planning since December, got a room all of my own and maybe by the morning I'll no longer be alone there's an easy gaming chick out there, I'm gonna make her mine if I can make it through this registration line CHORUS Oh by morning everything will be all right I'm getting laid at Dragoncon tonight my lonely days will all be gone, I'm getting laid at Dragoncon if I make it through the registration line All these girls would love to do the Emperor's Royal Guard And I hear those chicks in Matrix gear will spank you pretty hard it's Halloween on Labor Day, and things will all be fine if I make it through this registration line CHORUS Any dork can make here - it's one hard job to botch you can even get the guy who used to play The Hulk to watch and not one of these girls will care about my overbite when I make it through this registration line CHORUS 8/30/03 Copyright 2003 by Adam Selzer, all rights reserved, ASCAP