THE P.U. Book (c)1987 by Adam Selzer, all rights reserved.

As a kid, I spent a LOT of time wondering what "P.U." stood for - the best guess I came up with was "petrified uchhh!" In 1987, at the age of either 6 or 7, I produced my first major work on the subject, The P.U. Book. Critics dismissed it as "little more than a laundry list of things that smell bad, and a grossly imcomplete one, at that." So sales were very poor, but here it is, for your perusal. For the record, Eli is my brother. He's now 23; a few weeks ago he got married and moved to California. Still smells, though.