What the critics are saying:
ON I KISSED A ZOMBIE AND I LIKED IT:
Simultaneously a scathing parody of the paranormal-romance genre and a sweetly romantic paranormal love story in its own right, Alley and Doug's courtship will even appeal to Twilight fans-at least, to those Twilight fans with a sense of humor about the object of their affections. Hilarious. - Kirkus
With snappy dialogue and a light, funny touch, Selzer creates a readable examination of love, self-sacrifice, and where to draw the line before you lose yourself - Publisher's Weekly
The story is original, funny, unpredictable, romantic, and tragic. Selzer explores some basic teen issues like love, friendship, acceptance, commitment, and loss in a way that is realistic and that will make readers question their own values. An excellent addition to libraries with an occult following. - School Library Journal
This is one smart goth caper....Selzer brings the undead to vivid and crackling life - Booklist
ON SMART ALECK'S GUIDE TO AMERICAN HISTORY:
Speeding along on humor, Daily Show-style...the irreverent, often laugh-out-loud approach should win over reluctant readers. - Publisher's Weekly
In the vein of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert...witty and appealing. - School Library Journal
ON I PUT A SPELL ON YOU:
Selzer manages to make his comedy both grade school wacky and entertainingly satiric....the characters are suprisingly well developed...With the middle-school accessibility of Andrew Clements, the freewheeling humor of Gordon Korman, and a witty charm all its own, this will appeal to any youngster who appreciates a bit of adult-overthrowing mayhem, regardless of their ability to splel. - Bulletin of Children's Books
ON HOW TO GET SUSPENDED AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE:
"Smart and savvy on all fronts. . . . Full of read-out-loud-to-whoever-happens- to-be-around passages." - The Bulletin
