MTV
(tune: "Do Re Mi" by Woody Guthrie)

Copyright 1999 by Adam Selzer, All Rights Reserved, ASCAP

Released 2001 on

Get it on
Storm Shadow


Folksingers we've got it rough
Record labels make life tough
For anyone not cute enough
For girls in junior high

Radio stations end up bland
Too afraid to take a stand
Against the insane demands
Of senile corporate guys

Who will not give your tape a single play
But mention as they're throwing it away

If you ain't got the MTV, babe, if you ain't got the MTV
They'll never play your song on the radio
Wal Mart won't be selling your cd
All they want is sugary pop songs
And maybe a little r and b
And they'll just chuck you in
The "alternative" bin
If you ain't got the MTV

If you passed around plate of shit
Some would surely take a bit
All it takes to have a hit
Is an hour on the air
The corporate guys don't play guitar
They drive around in fancy cars
Sit back chewing fat cigars
In comfy padded chairs

And they'll never have the guts to play this song
Consider that a dare to prove me wrong

Chorus

      6/99


Copyright 1999 by Adam Selzer, all rights reserved, ASCAP.

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