THEME FROM MISTER STAR WARS 2003 Copyright 2003 by Adam Selzer, all rights reserved, ASCAP Who's the biggest geek (besides the Trekkies, of course)? Who wrote his master's thesis on the dark side of the force And doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of dating you? Mr Star Wars - that's who! Who claimed he was a Jedi on his latest census form and camped out all night in a violent thunderstorm just to get his tickets to see episode 2? Mr Star Wars - that's who! Who drives to his job as a tech support man In a beat up 1982 powder blue sedan Where he tells all his customers to stay on target...stay on target? Who tries to pick up girls at the bar By saying "I have vintage Luke on the 12 back card?" then showing them his slave girl Leia tattoo? Steven Sansweet - that's who! Who still has his retainer in his top dresser drawer with the condoms that he bought back in 1994 and his mint condition 1980 sensorscope Artoo? Mr Star Wars - that's who! Who wishes he could wear his Jedi robes every day And dreams of having group sex just so he can say "No, no...this one goes here, that one goes there. Right?" So which of these dorks is the geekiest of geeks Who imitates Jar Jar every time he speaks Even though his screen name is DieGunganDie Who still lives with his parents at the age of 35 And can tell you all you want to know about Tattoine Mr Star Wars...which one will it be? 7/03 BACK TO HOME PAGE Copyright 2003 by Adam Selzer, all rights reserved, ASCAP