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How to Get SuspendedAnd Influence People:
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Adam Selzer and his Revolving Door All-Stars: Geeks Gone Wild in Chicago!
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22 April 2008
12 April 2008
Entries to the BE A PIRATE CONTEST are up in a new gallery! Entries are still coming in, so there's plenty of time to enter!

Enter the
BE A PIRATE CONTEST and earn Indie Street Cred Points that can be traded for valuable prizes!! Updates on the contest will be posted here!

8 April 2008 PIRATES is here - YAARRRRR! Four promo videos have been put up on youtube! Put 'em on your blog, facebook...anything! Or make your own!
In the process of remembering all the jobs I had over the years for one of them, I ended up moving "Adventures of a Pizza Driving Detective" to the shorts section, since it sort of reads like a short story. Sort of makes a good companon piece for "Pirates," in a way.

7 April 2008
Teenspace calls Pirates of the Retail Wasteland "as invigorating and smoothly satisfying as a good caffe latte." Best simile ever!

There's also some new stuff over on the dates page, and it looks like I'm JUST notable enough to be on Wikipedia now!

Also, one of the best parts of my last two albums with the Revolving Door All-Stars has been the backup vocals (it certainly hasn't been MY vocals!). Vixy now has an album out with her duo, Vixy and Tony, and it's GREAT. In other Revolving Door All-Stars news, Jeff the Accordion/Guitar player (you can tell his guitar parts from mine because his are good) is now officially a lawyer! I'm totally gonna buy him a powdered wig. There's an alarming number of wig shops within walking distance of my apartment.

4 March 2008
Pirates of the Retail Wasteland is reviewed on bookslut today!

28 February 2008
Booklist has sent the first review of Pirates of the Retail Wasteland!

22 February 2008
The new Weird Chicago Blog is now up - check it out! It'll feature contributions from me, Troy Taylor and Ken Melvoin Berg about the history and ghosts of Chicago.
Also, in addition to pre-ordering Pirates of the Retail Wasteland on amazon, you can pre-order the paperback edition of How To Get Suspended and Influence People,, which will be out in September, around the same time as I Put a Spell On You!

4 February 2008
Just a couple of months til Pirates of the Retail Wasteland is out! In the meantime, "The Haunted Hotel," a new Weird Chicago podcast is up for free on Adam Selzer and Ken Melvoin-Berg - Weird Chicago - Weird Chicago . Will Theodore Roosevelt's ghost endorse a candidate in time for Super Tuesday? Find out!

23 January 2008 Geeks Gone Wild In Chicago, the live album, is now on Adam Selzer - Geeks Gone Wild In Chicago (live) DIGITAL EDITION ! The "pay what you like" version will be up for a few more days, though.

13 Dec 2007
Fixed some color issues to make stories, poems, etc easier to read. To celebrate, I added a new holiday story, The Frosty Files: A Holiday Classic. It's the first short story to be added in years! For further holiday festivities, here's an mp3 of Ebenezer Walked from the live album. And wait - there's more! Here's the first demo of a Back Row Hooligans song: Straight Outta Daycare. Both mp3s will be up for a limited time.

25 Nov 2007
Geeks Gone Wild in Chicago, the live album, is now available for download on the newfangled "pay what you feel like paying" model. Click for info!

5 Nov 2007
The cover for I Put a Spell On You is now up - and it's AWESOME! Release date for that one will be September 9, 2008!

23 Sept 2007
New excerpt of Pirates of the Retail Wasteland now online! Plus, you can now PRE-ORDER it on Amazon!

19 Sept 2007
How Got Get Suspended... is listed in this month's Book Links as a book to read for Banned Books Week! Proud? You bet I am! So proud that I revamped the webpage! Brown is this year's black, you know. Gives the page a nice Fall look. I'm looking forward to fall - and next fall, because I'm getting married next November!

12 Aug 2007
How To Get Suspended... is on the Chicago Public Schools Summer Reading List!

New Bughouse Square section and podcast added to Weird Chicago.
new album pre-orders still available!

21 July 2007
- New preview for Geeks Gone Wild in Chicago - the new live album! Pre-orders are now available!
- new interview and podcast with the Kankakee, IL library!
- I'm officially a guest at Dragoncon!

14 June 2007
Reviews keep coming - see PRESS, and 7(!) more books are now on the way! Also, look at the new Weird Chicago sections!
8 February 2007
Reviews of How To Get Suspended are in!

New music date added - March 2nd in San Jose with The Revolving-Door All-Stars!

5 November 2006
Read an Excerpt from How To Get Suspended and Influence People!

31 October 2006

Episode one of Weird Chicago Radio, a new podcast, is now available for free on Adam Selzer and Ken Melvoin Berg - Weird Chicago - Weird Chicago
1 October 2006
New page: New page on Halloween Specials.

1 September 2006 Leon's Myspace page now features an audio excerpt from How To Get Suspended and Influence People!

7 August 2006
Come see me in Weird Chicago!

7 June 2006
Clark Street Carols is now on Adam Selzer - Clark Street Carols !

2 June 2006
How To Get Suspended and Influence People is now available for Pre-order at amazon.com!


26 May 2006:
Wrote a couple of sketches for a local comedy show to be filmed in early June...looks like I may even get roped into appearing in it!

10 May 2006
Finished the draft of the screenplay for At Last, Okemah, to be filmed in 2007. Michael G. Smith will direct.

20 April 2006
Random House has picked up Pirates of the Retail Wasteland, my second book! I'll keep a lid on the details for a while...





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